I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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