So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
