Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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