i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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