It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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