that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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