so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
her vagine was all disorganized.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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