there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
