I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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