He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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