Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
vagina is talking i cant
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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