Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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