The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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