If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Randomize
