Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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