My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The struggles of a small town man whore
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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