I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I look better un-naked...
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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