i don't plan on having that self control this summer
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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