yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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