Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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