Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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