I cockslap morals
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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