She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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