How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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