I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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