Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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