I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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