D3 body, D1 cock
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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