They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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