"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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