new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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