no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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