i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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