I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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