so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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