More tranny stories later!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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