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(203): View more from Connecticut

The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.

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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.

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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.

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That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.

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My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.

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