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it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
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