I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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