Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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