one might say we're banned from that church
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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