We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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