38 yer olds are good kisserssss
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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