no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
