No subtext here. People are naked.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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