i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I want a musical about memes.
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