I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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