Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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