did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
