Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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