we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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