I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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