Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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