Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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