he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?