I will die if light touches me.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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