sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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